HUMOR: From the mouths of babes...

Not mine.  From here.

  A teacher was testing the children in her Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
      She asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?"
      "NO!" the children answered.
      "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"
      Again, the answer was, "NO!"
      Now she was smiling. Hey, they're getting it, she thought! "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?" she asked.
      Again, they all answered, "NO!"
      She was just bursting with pride for them. "Well," she continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"
      A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD."

GETTING READY: Study Schedule is ready!

We still have some time before our first practice (Monday, September 8 at 6:30 PM) but the study schedule is ready for your viewing and download.  Remember, there are a lot of chapters in Acts (28!) so we won't have many review weeks.  This means you need to make the best of every single week of studying to keep up!  Click here, on the image below, or on the link in the sidebar.

WEEKLY COMIC: Puns Under the Sea

GETTING READY: Reference list is ready!

As you saw at the kickoff, the list of Reference Questions for 2014-2015 is ready!  (And this time the copier won't stop copying at Acts 13.)  Click here, on the image below, or on the link in the sidebar for the whole list.

The FTV list link has also been updated to be the full list including jump-words and spelled-out verses.

PHOTO OF THE WEEK: Districts 2014

MUSICAL INTERLUDE: More of You

QUIZ CHALLENGE: Bible Hangman

This week's Bible Quiz Challenge is a friendly game of hangman.  Can you guess the 15 men of the Old Testament?