HUMOR: Thinful!

Not mine.  From here.

  The church was badly in need of a coat of paint. So the pastor decided he'd do the job himself. But all he had was one bucket of paint. So he got a bunch of buckets and some water, and he thinned the paint enough to cover the entire church. Then he spent all day painting. That night it rained—very hard—and washed all the paint off. The pastor was quite discouraged and asked God, 'Why...why God, did you let it rain and wash off all my hard work?'
      To which God thundered his reply, 'Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!'

HUMOR: Thinful!

Not mine.  From here.

  The church was badly in need of a coat of paint. So the pastor decided he'd do the job himself. But all he had was one bucket of paint. So he got a bunch of buckets and some water, and he thinned the paint enough to cover the entire church. Then he spent all day painting. That night it rained—very hard—and washed all the paint off. The pastor was quite discouraged and asked God, 'Why...why God, did you let it rain and wash off all my hard work?'
      To which God thundered his reply, 'Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!'

WEEKLY COMIC: Puns Under the Sea

HUMOR: Groan-inducing humor.

Not mine.  From here.

Q. Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean? A. Because he knew there was something fishy about it. 

Q. Why didn’t Noah go fishing?A. He only had two worms.  

Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court. 

Q. How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?A. By his net income. 

Q. Who was the fastest runner in the race?A. Adam, because he was first in the human race. 

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. Ruthless.

WEEKLY COMIC: Parabolic Funny