Not mine. From here.
Q. Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean? A. Because he knew there was something fishy about it.
Q. Why didn’t Noah go fishing?A. He only had two worms.
Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Q. How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?A. By his net income.
Q. Who was the fastest runner in the race?A. Adam, because he was first in the human race.
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. Ruthless.