HUMOR: What would you give?

Not mine.  From here.

The Junior Sunday School Teacher asked her eight eager 10-year-olds if they would give $1,000,000 to the missionaries. 
       
      "YES!" they all screamed!! 
       
      "Would you give $1,000?" Again they shouted "YES!" 
       
      "How about $100?" "Oh, YES we would!" they all agreed!! 
       
      "Would you give just a dollar to the missionaries?" she asked. 
       
      The boys exclaimed "YES!" just as before except for Johnnie. 
       
      "Johnnie," the teacher said as she noticed the boy clutching his pocket, "why didn't you say 'YES' this time?" 
       
      "Well," he stammered, "I HAVE a dollar."